Dear Conservative,



This week, Texas Governor Rick Perry mobilized the Texas National Guard to move to parts of the U.S.-Mexico border to deter illegal border crossings.



This is something that Gov. Perry has asked President Barack Obama to do for weeks, but the President is too busy going from fundraiser to fundraiser to be concerned with the more than a thousand illegal aliens who cross our border everyday.



In fact, when it comes to securing our border, Barack Obama couldn’t really care less. Considering how easy it would be to secure the border, either Barack Obama is completely inept or he deliberately wants an unsecured border…



Every week, approximately 9,000 illegal aliens are apprehended in Texas alone. To put it in perspective, that is greater than the number of Americans who are born in Texas during the same time frame! Border security is absolutely essential for our survival as a nation!



Not only has Barack Obama refused to increase manpower at the border, but the administration has also altered the rules of engagement, making it nearly impossible for Border Patrol agents to adequately defend themselves from imminent threats.



As I have covered in the past, our brave Border Patrol agents have been ordered to stand down and find cover if they find themselves being assaulted by illegal alien migrants.



The fact that Barack Obama has tied our Border Patrol agents’ hands is so incredibly depressing.



But just because Barack Obama won’t station Border Patrol agents and National Guard troops at the border doesn’t mean we can’t do our part!



I would like to introduce you to what I have begun calling the “Magic Green Hat.”



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This green hat truly has magical properties. I wear it to the DMV and miraculously, illegal aliens get up and give me their seats. I wear it to the car wash, and my car always seems to get extra care from the workers who dry it by hand.


If you wear this hat, illegal aliens will part like the red sea when they see you coming! Barack Obama may have declawed the Border Patrol, but those two words still mean something to the millions of people here illegally.



I wore this hat to a local pizzeria once. When I made eye contact with a Hispanic man who worked there, he saw my hat and I just winked at him. The very next day, I went back to the pizzeria and there was a “help wanted” sign in the front window. I kid you not… this man quit his job after I winked at him wearing my Magic Green Border Patrol Hat.



This hat puts the fear of God into people who are in this country illegally!



We’ve ordered hundreds of these Border Patrol hats because if the Obama administration won’t use its resources to dissuade illegals from entering and staying in the United States, that responsibility shifts to We the People!



So, we are going to give these hats away.



Everyone who faxes the entirety of Congress today and demands that Congress secure the border will receive a complimentary Magic Green Border Patrol hat!



Tell Congress that the southern border MUST be secured! Fax the entirety of Congress and receive a complimentary Magic Green Border Patrol hat!



These hats usually retail for $20. But if you fax Congress today, demanding that they secure the border, we will send you a Magic Green Hat of your own.



The southern border with Mexico needs to be secured. We were promised in 1986 that there wouldn’t be any amnesty until the border was completely secured. We all know how the story ends, considering the fact that we are having ANOTHER debate about illegal alien amnesty and the border still isn’t secured!



Now it is up to us! If you want to be able to walk through crowds like Moses parting the red sea… if you want to have illegal aliens give up their spot to you in line… then you absolutely need this hat!



In the next 24 hours, the United States Senate will vote on a bill to give Barack Obama almost $4 BILLION. Barely any of that will go to border security! We need to make sure that border security is the top priority! Not one cent should go to illegal aliens until the border is 100% secured!



And if you fax Congress today demanding complete border security, we will send you one Magic Green Hat absolutely free!



But you need to hurry because this offer is only valid while supplies last!



Tell Congress that the southern border MUST be secured! Fax the entirety of Congress and receive a complimentary Magic Green Border Patrol hat!



Sincerely,



Joe Otto



Conservative Daily