That would be a fabulous headline wouldn't it? But no, she's still running for president and still pushing the same horrible policies that made the Obama administration a failure.
But I am certainly ready for Hillary to retire. So, we made up these shirts to tell the world.
Now, they're modeled to look just like Hillary's campaign shirts. One of the campaign's slogans is "I'm ready for Hillary," so we changed it around a little bit.
The other day, I wore the shirt out of the house to the grocery store. While walking through the aisles, a woman comes up and starts talking about how great Hillary is. At first, I had no idea why this random woman was talking to me. But then I remembered... the shirt.
I cut her off and told her she was mistaken. "The only thing I'm ready for is for Hillary to retire."
The look on her face was priceless. As she scanned the shirt and mouthed the words, the smile faded from her face. She grunted, "get a life," before storming off.
That is what this shirt does. It pisses off liberals and it's a lot of fun.
But not everyone was so enthused by the shirt. One man came up to me and started yelling about Benghazi and the email scandal. I said to him, "woah, read the shirt again."
He too read the shirt and mouthed the words. When he looked up, there was a huge grin plastered on his face. He gave me a high-five and asked where he could get a shirt like this.
Whenever we develop a new shirt design, we always wear it out in public to gauge the response before putting it up for sale. If it pisses off Liberals and makes Conservatives smile, then we sell it.
This is one of those shirts.
As always, all proceeds go back into the Conservative movement.
If you enjoy making Liberals angry and you want to get more high-fives from Conservative passers-by, then this shirt is definitely for you.
But hurry! We have a limited stock of these shirts available. When they're gone, they're gone!
United against Hillary,